AISubs v3.7
Yo! Teto! Yamato! Fumeki and Yamato!
Yes, yes! It's me, Teto! Say yeah!
The other day, I went to my favorite bar, and the bar's owner came up to me and said, "I'm a mad scientist, and I've got something interesting for you."
No! I don't want anything interesting for that person!
But unfortunately for me, I thought it was interesting.
You're a mad scientist, aren't you?
No, no, I'm not a mad YouTuber.
Hahaha!
That's not it! That's not it!
Anyway, I'll tell you what it is. It's this.
What is it?!
Look at it! It says "perfect diet."
Perfect balanced diet.
That's not it!
Hahaha!
That's not it!
You're annoying me! That's not it!
You know, back in the day, my mom would buy me rice, vegetables, and meat, but now I can't even eat one of them!
Aaaaah!
Hahaha!
Your mom is crazy!
Ohohohohohohoho!
You should call your mom, too!
"Yes, I'm busy, so I'll go to my favorite bar today." You know those times, right?
Yeah.
Perfect balanced diet.
And it's nutritious, too.
Yes, it's perfect.
You know, I find delicious food in my favorite bars, too.
Is that a good thing?
By the way, this is delicious.
So, I recommend you guys this. I'll give you guys this.
Is that all?
No, it was delicious!
Okay, let's eat and review it.
One month!
Huh?
One month!
One month of diet!
I know it's a burden for you, so I'll do it! I want to do it! I'm just interested in it!
Normally, I might quit in the middle of it, and it's lonely, isn't it? While everyone is eating delicious food, I have an important job, so I don't want to get tired of it, right?
That's why I want you to do it again!
Let's do a month of diet!
Are there two people who do this for a month?
It's simple and planned, and we're going to lose by one-third of it, right?
I don't care if we don't do it in six people!
Don't worry about it!
I want to proceed!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors with four people and make it one-fourth of it!
Then I don't have to do it, right? If we win that rock- paper-scissors!
It's a little painful to be buried in the back of losing!
I'm sorry, but I'm motivated, so I won't lose!
It came out!
It feels good!
It looks like it's going to come out, if you work hard!
I've verified one more thing,
It's about a month of complete food, so it's really good for you.
If you keep eating it for a month, it's good for you.
And you know, fat people are fat people, right?
It's simple.
You'll lose weight!
Actually, I've said it before, but it's starting now.
It's starting to end.
I'm a little worried about how much my body will change.
It's really good for the three of us to do it, but I want you to do it!
I want you to do it!
No!
No one wants to do this!
Because you lose the fun of eating.
When you go out to eat with your friends, you eat only this.
Even if you go out for a drink, this is it.
Even if you go on a date, this is it.
No, I already have a meal plan.
No, I've already put it in.
Well, you know, there's already a plan.
By the way, there are only three rules.
First!
Only once!
Well, you can eat your favorite rice.
Wow, that's the best!
You can use it anywhere.
I'm shocked, really.
Second!
Basically, you have to eat kompu every time to gain weight.
I eat kompu every time, but I think it'll taste bad if it's just this.
You can make your own kompu food and eat it.
What's kompu?
Is that different?
It doesn't matter how much kompu you put in.
Third!
Well, you know, there's an enemy or an ally here, right?
Well, you can get one of these from the members.
You can eat it somewhere and make yourself feel better.
I'll say it first. If I win, I'll do something good.
Like spicy food?
Like hamburgers?
No!
Do you want to see what it is like?
That's important!
I can't enjoy it at all.
If you think it's good, you won't lose.
Wow, white powder and...
I'll try it.
Oh, that's it!
I see.
Is that it?
Wow!
Eye! Eye! Eye!
By the way, I thought it would be pitiful if it was just powder.
This delicious drink.
And kompu gummy.
I ate it before, but it's really good.
The combination is up to you.
Anyway, you can't eat anything other than kompu and water.
You're saying crazy things.
Don't laugh!
It's painful.
What? No way!
I'm sick of it!
We'll have dinner today, too.
After this shoot, we'll all go for a delicious dinner.
You'll take this with you today.
I'll take this and go for dinner.
Raise your hand if you feel like it.
Here we go!
All right!
The last one we ate was katsudon.
I'll have a fried chicken bento.
Big Mac!
No!
One, two, three! Rock, paper, scissors!
I lost, didn't I?
Of course you did.
It was 5!
Yes!
I have a hook style!
Please!
I can't do it!
One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors, fight!
It's me!
The team lost!
I'm going crazy!
Because I can't drink as much as I like!
It's prohibited, simply.
I'll lose weight! Is it okay?
If you lose weight, let's do it together.
I'll do it gently.
I'll do it gently like you.
I won't lose!
It's not a lie!
Which one do you want to eat?
It was 5.
I'll take this one.
Kimemaro, which one do you want to eat?
Kimemaro, this one.
I'll make you eat it.
I can't eat it.
If you use it, you can eat it.
I won't use it!
I'll give you a present.
No!
Just eat one piece of meat!
Kimemaro, I'll give you the camera.
Please take a video of your house for a while.
Thank you in advance.
What are you doing?
I thought you were going to hit me!
It's the first day of computer life.
In computer life, you can eat your favorite food only once a month.
It's the first day of computer life.
I'll use it!
I'll call a bug and tell it.
Can you hear me?
Hello?
What's up?
I'm thinking of using the right to eat your favorite food today.
Why?
Is it okay to use it for one day?
I'll do my best for the rest of the period, so can you let me use it?
You're stupid.
Can't you eat it instead of that?
Then I'll do my best with just a compressor.
Then you can eat a lot of your favorite food today.
See you later.
I'm going.
Well, it's one meal.
It's not one meal, it's not one day.
So I'd like to take it seriously and do it.
I'm not going to drink this at all today.
Comp life is good.
I'm going for a walk now.
After I come back from walking, I think I'll have a comp for dinner.
So I'm going for a walk while running.
I'm back from walking.
I'm going to drink this comp for dinner.
After all, I like this one more than cola.
I only had a little left, so I put it all in and it's about 300 calories.
I'm a little hungry, so I'd like to eat some gummy and go for dinner.
See you tomorrow.
It's the fifth morning.
I'm going to work out for a while now, so I'm going to put the comp in here like this.
I'd like to take it and eat it instead of rice.
Well, I'm going.
The shooting is over now.
Let's go eat something delicious.
I don't want to go now.
I want to go eat something delicious.
I want to eat yakiniku for lunch.
There is a yakiniku lunch.
I want to eat ramen and yakiniku.
I want to eat something heavy.
I ate ramen yesterday, so it looks delicious.
What do you want for lunch?
This?
I can only eat this now!
What is it?
It's a compote!
You didn't buy it, did you?
But it's delicious.
I want to eat rice now.
Don't you eat rice?
Don't get sick for a month.
I'm not getting sick.
I'm not trying to get sick!
It's not bad.
It's not as bad as usual.
It's about six days left.
It's about three weeks.
See you later.
It's been about a week.
I came to an Izakaya.
I'm going to give this Izakaya food as a gift.
That's great!
I'm going to eat a lot of fun food today.
Thank you for the food.
I got a wish.
I'm not getting sick, right?
I'm fine.
I'm fine, right?
I'm not getting sick.
It's delicious!
I'll eat it.
It looks delicious.
I'm about to cry.
You can't eat it all in one hour.
It's delicious.
Can you eat it?
I'll enjoy it.
I didn't know you could eat it.
Is it delicious?
It's very delicious.
Please eat it.
It's very delicious.
12 days of computer life.
It's a pack of 400 kcal.
I'm going to drink this drink today.
One milliliter is one kcal.
If you want to lose a pack of calories, you can add 400 milliliters.
It's a drink that's easy to understand.
I'll enjoy it.
It tastes like usual.
I'm tired of it.
See you tomorrow.
What? What? What?
Oh, no! I miscalculated!
Well, you know...
There's a story about Yumemaru's hero who saves Yumemaru in the far south.
We talked about it a while ago, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
I came up with a script for it.
But I used my brain a lot.
I tried so hard, but I forgot only one thing.
Yumemaru, you can only eat corn now, can't you?
That's right.
There was a scene where Yumemaru bit his tongue and died.
You can't eat it, can you?
Maybe...
I'm going to use it here.
Hey!
You need an sweetened red bean. You can eat this.
You can eat salmon cheese with bacon flavor.
You can't eat this, can you?
February 21st.
Oh, well.
You can't.
Today is March and it's already over.
It's really been a month.
You can eat it.
I'm sorry I didn't feed you more.
This is a service.
It's really a piece of cake for the scene.
I don't like it!
It's a service from Mr. Kami.
Congratulations!
It's not tasty at all!
Well, April 14th, the comp life will soon be over, but with the rights I received, there was a dish using comp, so today is the last one, but I think I'll make a dish using comp.
This comp has a pretty soy milk-like taste, so I think I'll make a soy milk cream pasta.
After peeling the garlic, chop it up for the time being.
Well, like this, when the garlic is chopped up, add a little more olive oil, about this much, and well, the fire should be insanely low, because the garlic burns quickly.
Next, I will cut the okra.
Well, like this, I don't have much fire in the chicken, so I think I'll cook about 80% of it and then add the vegetables.
Well then, shall we put this in?
Eiya!
Ah, I've done it too much, this.
I should have watched the video properly.
Do you eat comp pasta every year?
I eat it.
Not regular rice?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
I'll make it delicious.
The pasta is boiled.
I'll mix it up.
It looks like cream pasta.
Look.
It's done.
I used a compressor.
It's cream pasta.
I'll eat it.
I don't know if it's delicious.
It was normal when I tasted it.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, the taste of kompu remains in my mouth, so I'm used to it.
I made my own food using kompu like this, but if you have a kompu life, I'd like you to make it.
Then I will do my best with the remaining kompu life.
It was a kompu creative food caller.
I came to Korea!
Thank you for the meal.
It's almost over today, but we all came to Korea because we worked hard, so I'd like you to eat something delicious.
I'll feed you.
Thank you.
I'm done eating.
You can order as much as you like from now on.
Thank you very much.
I think there's not much meat.
I wanted to eat noodles, so I chose cold noodles.
It's delicious even if you eat it as it is.
Oh, yeah.
I'm looking forward to it for the first time.
Have fun.
Thank you.
I've already mixed it up.
Oh, my God!
Don't bite the bell!
How does it taste?
It's delicious!
I'll do my best tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
I've been watching you all the time, and I thought it was okay, but the most important thing is here, isn't it?
As a result, if Yumemaru is playing well, it will have a normal diet effect, and if Yumemaru is playing well now, half of it will be lost.
I'm alive now, it's amazing.
By the way, how much did you weigh?
It was 77.9 kg before boarding.
Please eat as much as you did then.
How did you feel before boarding?
Oh, we don't know, but how about you?
I was told that I was a little hungry.
But it's a little, isn't it?
I don't think it's nutritious enough to be so crunchy.
Then, please eat as much as you can.
Oh, I'm scared.
I was so scared.
Yumemaru ate only food about two days before boarding, didn't he?
What a waste.
That's right.
Let's go!
Oh!
Result!
76.15 kg!
Isn't it amazing?
How many kilograms do you weigh?
1.8 kg!
Wow!
That's amazing!
1.8 kg per month is probably a very healthy way of losing weight, isn't it?
But I lost about 3 kg during boarding.
Wow!
I ate yesterday and the day before and I gained 1 kg.
I think you're getting a little fat.
So, how was it to continue for a month?
It's not like "I'm hungry and it's painful!"
It was boring.
That's the saddest thing.
When we were eating Italian courses, we were sitting for a long time.
We were sitting, drinking water and waiting.
Why am I here?
It's like "general water".
It was very boring.
Please give us the rest of the compote.
I want it!
I'll give you all of it.
I'll bring it all here.
You don't need it, do you?
It's a month's worth of compote!
You've had enough of it!
I'm sick of the taste of it!
So, you can lose weight in a healthy way.
And you can live a healthy life like this even if you don't eat a lot of food.
So-called "complete food" wasn't a lie.
But if you have a lot of friends, it's sad.
It's too good to eat.
Yeah, it's too good.
I wish I could be a "garigari" by now.
A "garigari" who's gotten fat?
Goodbye!